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Just for Fun!
- spiritualcookie
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Re: Just for Fun!
There was this careless Taxi driver in the town who often drove carelessly and speeding.
A priest of this town and this taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
~ Contrast helps us focus ~
A priest of this town and this taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
~ Contrast helps us focus ~
Re: Just for Fun!
hahaahhaaha, I especially loved the dinosaur!!! [ I thought I posted this one already but it was in drafts]
and all the new ones too! thanks friends
and all the new ones too! thanks friends
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lemon
lemon
- Paradise-on-Earth
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Re: Just for Fun!
Thank you, everyone!!!
I wanted to quote and milk each single one.
Great to laugh early in the morning!!!!
I wanted to quote and milk each single one.
Great to laugh early in the morning!!!!
- spiritualcookie
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Re: Just for Fun!
ahaha love the "dog or food?" one!
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Re: Just for Fun!
Christmas is over...
...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
...well, THIS one below is a good resolution.
Re: Just for Fun!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE Enjoy the trip into next year
Seeing things to celebrate. Good Version, good version.
lemon
lemon